Monday, April 22, 2013

Rosé Champagne

For my last session of wine tasting class, we opened 21 bottles of Rosé Champagne.  I had never even had a Rosé Champagne.  I actually prefer it to the normal, golden version.


I'm normally not one for pink beverages.
Also, there was a big bottle.

Big bottle.  Very big bottle.

One bottle serves the entire class!
If you come to visit me on a Friday, you can come to wine class too!

Building Tour

I had the chance to tour a luxury condo development in Hoboken and was able to take a few pictures along the way.

Nice hardhats, yes?
Notice the Empire State Building in the background.  Good view from the roof.

There's the ESB again from inside a unit.
A view from the finished building next door in the resident lounge.
I suppose New Jersey does have one thing New York doesn't.  Views of New York!

View from the balcony of a top floor unit in a waterfront property.
Not a bad view to have in your kitchen.
Nice park outside too.
Den interior walls

View from Den

Hallway!

Bathroom
This unit is available for the low price of $2 million.  1500 square feet...more than 3 times what I have!

The dock could use some work.

After touring New Jersey, we also had an unscheduled tour of YOTEL, a hotel.  In other words, the person I was with just walked up to the front desk and asked to see a room.  For whatever reason, they said okay even though we were clearly locals.

The bed, which takes up 33% of the room.

Tiny hotel room.  My back is against the door to the room.

Nice view though.
The rooms go for $200-$300 a night.  Small is the new thing?

What...is...eh?
I saved the best for last.  This contraption is in the lobby and stores your luggage.  You insert your suitcase into a slot and this machine uses its forklift bars to open one of the "morgue trays" and bring it down.  Then the slot slides your luggage into it and puts the tray back into the wall.  Wow.  Soon we won't need humans for anything.

Things you see

Ninjas in training!
Fun with chalk.
Notice the guy in the blue suit jacket.
I tried to snap this quickly.  He had on a suit and tie with cuff links and a pocket square from the waist up.  The bottom half was shorts and loafers.  New fashion style?  Video interview sitting in a chair?  Someone stole his pants?

Another fashion statement: murse!
You don't think Jeremy can pull off a man-purse?

This Chevy Volt license plate says "I RAMBO"
Rambo would not be driving a Chevy Volt.  Notice the driver in the top right.  I had to be very covert.

Yes, I have eaten at the famous table.
Books older than my parents.  For sale!

Societal Issues

Advertising has reached a new low.

No spouse signature necessary!

Why stop at divorce?  File for bankruptcy too!
Any other 1-800 numbers we should call?  1-800-FUNERAL?  1-800-CUSTODY?  1-800-FORECLOSE?

All those major life decisions are just so easy when you can call a 1-800 number!

Sunday, April 7, 2013

Warning: are you sure this is a good idea?

Warning: this post will only be understood by a few people, so I apologize to the rest of you.  The content is highly technical, so move along unless you really like computers.
Instability, damage, and voided warranties.
I used to build a PC from parts every two years at Christmas.  I did this in 2002, 2004, 2006, and 2008.  I skipped 2010 because software still hadn't caught up to my hardware, so the investment seemed wasteful.  The same thing occurred in 2012.  Other than graphics cards and SSDs, desktop PC technology has remained pretty stagnant.  The focus has moved on to laptops, tablets, and other mobile devices.  So, I bought those two items last month and figured I can survive on the x58 platform for at least another year.  The i7-920 is still a very capable CPU even four years out.

I finally ran across some software that required HPET, which is supported on my motherboard, but not using a 2008-era BIOS.  I was hesitant to upgrade because I had a stable overclock in place for over 4 years.  Still, I figured it was just a new BIOS version and it enabled some other features I had been living without for years.

I flashed to the latest version and a nightmare ensued.  I cleared the CMOS and DMI to prevent conflicts with the new version and rebuild all the tables.  After the initial reboot I lost both third party SATA controllers, which controlled my Windows 8 boot volume and my two optical drives.  The component drives for my RAID 0 array were detected on the Intel controller, but weren't recognized as an array.

So, it was bad to lose the drives, but then while I was trying to troubleshoot, an alarm went off.  Systems temperatures (overclocked) normally look like this.

31 degrees, nice and cool.
Mine were approaching 80 degrees.  That's when I realized that the PC was silent.  No fans.  I checked the connections before realizing that the BIOS had them set to 0% until 70 degrees.  What sort of bizarre default is that?

After fixing the fans, I went back to the drives.  There wasn't much point to fixing the memory timings if I wasn't going to be able to boot anyway.  Even though the third party controllers were active, they couldn't see anything connected in IDE, RAID, or AHCI.  It turns out that the BIOS flash included ROM updates for  all the controllers, which apparently did something bad.

Without the optical drives, I wasn't going to be able reflash, so I started working on the Intel side to try and get an old Windows 7 partition to work.  I switched the Intel controller into RAID mode so I could access the configuration utility, which let me use Autodetect to find the array.  The utility found it and after a reboot, I could see it in the BIOS.  Then I tried to boot.

Apparently the bootloader was stored on the SSD.  Ugh.  Now I have to create a DOS bootdisk on a USB drive and hope I can write a bootloader to the RAID array.  After doing that, I was able to boot into Windows 7.  Thankfully I had left everything as MBR.  I see GPT becoming a huge issue in the future as drives larger than 2TB become commonplace.  There are still major incompatibilities there.

Anyway, once in Windows I started researching the controllers and learned that this is common.  Apparently using /CC and /CD parameters in awdflash isn't enough.  You actually need to manually clear the CMOS.  Why have parameters then?!

After this, the JMicron controllers were able to see the optical drives and the SSD.  Unfortunately, the optical drives weren't able to be seen in Windows because of some sort of "Option ROM" error.  I guess the old Blu-Ray drives aren't capable of working in IDE+RAID or AHCI+RAID mode.  They would only function in pure IDE.

Now the only problem was the SSD.  I rewrote the bootloader again to find Windows 8 and it did.  When I tried to boot, I was told my system installation was corrupt.  It was throwing errors when I set the controller to AHCI mode.  When I switched to IDE, it booted fine.  For whatever reason, Windows 8 removed the AHCI drivers.

I tried all the common workarounds to fix it, but safe mode was as far as I could get.  I finally gave up and wiped the drive.  A fresh AHCI install fixed it.  What a terrible design!  People migrate from IDE to AHCI all the time.  Why can't both drive sets be loaded?

After ensuring stability on all 6 drives, I went back to enable my overclock.  Unfortunately, I found that the menu settings had changed.  There were new options enabled by default that I knew nothing about.  This is what happens when you stop following this type of technology for four years.

I added back all the timings and voltages I had set before and disabled everything that appeared to be related to automatic overclocking.  The overclock seemed to hold, but now I experience hard freezes every few days.  No BSOD, no corruption, no sound looping.  It's a hardware failure, but I can't pinpoint it.  I can only assume it's the motherboard losing connection to the SSD and causing an immediate freeze.  I knew it was going to be risky to use a brand new SATA III device on a motherboard with SATA II and an ancient overclock, but it's frustrating to be close.

After all this, I may have to upgrade the motherboard, which makes the CPU and RAM worthless.  The other alternative would be to switch back to a very old RAID array that could fail at any moment or boot off of a regular 2TB drive and lose all the speed benefits of the SSD.  No good options.

The moral of the story: technology is fickle.  Components don't always play nice with each other, especially when they come from multiple generations.  Four years is an eternity in this world.

Need Test Subjects for German Feast

Sausage Options
I wanted to order a Stammtisch because it sounds pretty awesome, but I think I need some helpers.  Anyone coming to visit?  They also serve 2L beers in a glass boot.

Platter for one.
I had to settle for the smallest platter, but I still ended up with a nice array of food.  Do not be afraid of the white sausage.  It's made of veal and bacon.  It's cooked in salt water which turns it white.  Come eat a Stammtisch with me and try some.

Papaya

I'm familiar with Papaya Dog and Gray's Papaya.

I hadn't seen this one before.  Papaya.

What do you think they sell?
If anyone needs a business idea, open a papaya-themed eatery in New York.  Make sure to include neon signs and talk about how wonderful the juice is.

Competitor #1
Competitor #2
Papaya truck?
Who really eats papayas?  We buy mangos every once in a while, but not papayas.

Things that make me sad

I like math, and especially economics.  Let's see an example.

1989 Honda Civic secured with "The Club"
Price of Club: $40
Value of 1989 Honda Civic: $44 (Edmonds.com trade-in, assuming default options and mileage)

Now, I realize that the club can be moved to another car in the future and I understand that the car is worth more than $44 to the current owner.  However, if I owned this car, I would probably leave it unlocked and hope someone took it off my hands.

Then you could get an upgrade.  Think about how exciting it would be to own a car made after you were born!  (I am assuming this is a Columbia student car because of its location.)

In some ways, I admire this person for his or her thriftiness, but isn't the best theft deterrent for this vehicle the fact that it's not worth the time to steal?

OK, on to other things that make me sad.

This girl.
We have a recurring problem at Columbia Business School.  Undergraduates come to the Business School to sleep.  In fact, there is an entire blog of photos of the situation.  http://undergradsinuris.tumblr.com/

I sat at a table so my group could meet with me for a project.  I was 20 minutes early, but I wanted to reserve a space.  Then, this girl sits down, pulls out her laptop, and falls asleep.  Now I have to either wake her up or find a new table.  Thanks.

Other sad things make you wait.

Seventy-seven?!
This PC was up to date a week earlier.  I install some new software and make a few system changes and now I have 77 updates.  I'm glad Microsoft is looking out for me, but it always seems to come at the worst times.