Tuesday, March 11, 2014

People to avoid

Anyone holding a cup of change and not wearing a shirt.
 It's hard to see because of the angle, but this guy had an unzipped jacket, so his giant belly hung out.  He went around the car grunting and shaking his stomach in everyone's face.

Anyone dressed in religious attire.
 Sometimes they preach about the end of the world.  Other times they tell you that Allah is waiting for you.  Others walk around with giant crosses or incense and try to ward off evil spirits.

Anyone sleeping in this building.
Train stations double as homeless shelters.  I wouldn't recommend sitting down anywhere or you might make new friends.

Anyone who stores all his possessions in a giant trash bag.
Normally the smell hits you first, but sometimes it's the giant bag that signals you to switch cars at the next stop.  Carrying sleeping bags, yelling nonsense, and not wearing any shoes are also common signals.

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