Everyone has a dog, cat, or fish. Why not get something more exciting?
How about an elephant? My biggest complaint was the suspension. It would be really hard to read a newspaper while riding an elephant to work. At least it beats walking.
Perhaps a more fierce pet would be better? This one could deter thieves, assuming it doesn't kill me in my sleep.
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| Traveling in style |
| Should I be worried about my neck or my leg? |

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