Saturday, February 8, 2014

Playing with animals

Everyone has a dog, cat, or fish.  Why not get something more exciting?

Traveling in style
How about an elephant?  My biggest complaint was the suspension.  It would be really hard to read a newspaper while riding an elephant to work.  At least it beats walking.

Should I be worried about my neck or my leg?
Perhaps a more fierce pet would be better?  This one could deter thieves, assuming it doesn't kill me in my sleep.

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